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So, I'll start with the more difficult one: mental. I prefer serious brains... ideally, you're as intelligent as I am, if not moreso. While I don't really feel like it's true, it appears that I'm notably above average in that department. I'd like witty, perhaps a bit of clever, intellectual , combined with level-headed. Perhaps your brainpower is intimidating to other men in general. For me, that's a turn-on. As to sweetheart as an adjective - well, yes, I would like you to be one, just the nicest girl, as I'm generally considered a nice guy despite my claims of superficiality. Now, the EASY part: . Very very mild preference for tall, for eyes, and for medium-dark skin , anything from Italian/Middle-Eastern/Mediterranean, to Indian or , to Latina, to black or mixed-race black. But hey, if you're a x ' x " redhead with nearly albino-light skin, but otherwise fit the , awesome. The skin and height thing are just minor preferences, not even close to being a deal- . 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A would be nice, of course.. and I guess the mention/boast of size would be awesome as well (and will also make me think you're irreverent enough to play along!). If you're uncomfortable sending a in the first message, though, I totally understand. However, I'll send after receiving a CLEAR from you, but I definitely will do so any which way, even if I think physiy you're not my type. Fair is fair, after all. Still, I'm going to have to insist that when the exchange takes place, you send first! No STDs. I have none, and the same should be true for you.
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